Nice to know the Brooklyn hipster ginger fencer-slash-model has way more moral fiber and testicular fortitude than the big tough warriors of the NFL.

I’m probably missing the subtle sarcasm but... U.S. Bank Stadium has a roof.

How Muilenburg still has his job is beyond me. Even from a purely financial standpoint this has been a massive disaster for the company and shareholders, and then you layer on the moral failures and human lives lost and his head should have been on the block months ago. 

Fila Thunderbird and Bjorn Borg mean never having your sexual orientation questioned

You win - here are ALL the stars.

I’ve actually been surprised by how much I liked these.... I mean, not a Mazda3 or a Corolla but, you know, better than a Versa, Sentra, EcoSport, or god-forbid a Compass.

The weirdest thing was that the center console was pointed slightly AWAY from the driver, and all the column stalks were set in a weird way, such that it was always a pain reaching for any of the controls. Combine that with the flimsy plastic and mishmash of soft-touch and Fisher Price-hard materials and you get the…

My vote too. Got “upgraded” to a Jeep Compass Trailhawk when my car was in the shop for a fender bender, and it was the purest garbage. Trim falling off, interior that felt super cheap and designed by a blind child, grindy transmission, weak acceleration, mushy steering, etc. etc. To top it off the prior renter…

Kirk is just laying down preemptive excuses for his inevitable 20 TD / 20 INT season to come. 

I... kind of think you got off easy there hoss. If I pulled that with my dad’s car back in the day (and he drove a beat up Chevy S-10 pickup) he would have kicked my ass so hard I would t have been able to drive my own car for weeks.

I was curious about the venture funding for The Athletic so I looked it up. It’s not a typical Silicon Valley cohort, except for one notable exception. The biggest backers to date have been: Courtside Ventures (seed / series A), Evolution Media (series B), Bedrock Capital Partners (series C), and Founders Fund (series…

This year’s WYTS are becoming a competition for darkest story ever. Surely the end times are nigh.

We drafted our Quarterback of the future Ryan Finley, who has one of the most permanent second-stringer names I’ve ever heard.

Nice write-up!

That went to a dark, dark place. I had one year in college where I didn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and seriously considered offing myself, and that was still not as dark as that story.

Platinum member of the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars

Apologize to the USMNT

Greg:

As an Eagles fan I will always love BDN and his gigantic schlong for finally taking us to the promised land, and I’m glad the man got PAID. I’m just so sorry for him and his family that it had to be Jacksonville.

I’m pretty fed up with all the jackasses here saying “if you’re fat and lazy enough to order food delivery you deserve it when the delivery guy steals some of your food”, or “maybe Doordash or Grubhub should pay these people better so they don’t feel compelled to steal food”.