My vote for America's foremost bemasked moral compass is Buckethead.

Much like Star Trek: The Next Generation, it is in many ways superior to the original, but will never be as widely known.

…Well, they don't get shown much. I saw one episode of My Hero on tv (in the US). It was agonizing.

Star Trek: In The (Space) Navy

No wonder Britain wants out!

I had Turok 2 for PC, and by far the cheat I used most was the "purdy colors" mode, which I am terribly saddened I can't find a picture of on google.

I really hope that someday they reprint Mage: the Hero Discovered with the original airbrushed colors restored (I think Sam Kieth did them, I know he inked a portion of the run). Sometimes they look dated, but honestly not as much as the two computer recolorings they've done since then (the first of which was…

Duly noted.
*Scribbles something on piece of paper attached to clipboard.*

Well, good for her. She definitely appears to be in the right on this one.

So about a year ago, I was walking down a busy Down Town street, when I was approached by a lady who held out her hand to shake mine, and asked me:

Who is Number One?

Speaking of: I've baffled at least one of my friends with the word salad: "Jello Biafra interviewed the UFO Cult Unarius."

Well, between the whole cow-lives-on-his-roof thing, and the whole driving-around-Britain-in-an-ice-cream-truck-giving-kids-free-ice-cream-bars-and-lying-about-who-he-is thing, I think Rupert Grint is shaping up to be a fine British children's book character.

I was at a Satan concert a few months ago, and the singer asked what the crowd wanted to hear, and someone yelled "something by Judas Priest!" To which the singer responded: "Priest? Ha ha. No."

Axl must have finished watching his VHS tape of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" 15 minutes early…

It's been open season on the Statue of Liberty for years, ever since the Ghostbusters took her for a walk with a Nintendo controller and some off-brand Gack!.

Like @avclub-152cc7bd380aa7ddee2fb624d87228b1:disqus , the version with the comic inserts is the only one I've seen.

You time travel back to 9/11 to get laid? That's shocking, but, I mean, if it works, it works.

No, no, we wanted you to bring back Wavy Gravy. Wavy Gravy.

I never saw Spider-Man 2. Please, nobody explain this to me, it's wonderful out of context.