The Irish feller from U2?

Clearly you just need to start doing it in public.

I didn't know that pimps were Sesame Street characters.

Were you the person sitting behind me during The Witch giggling the whole time? That was really distracting.

DIE YUPPIE SPAWN!
(I was born in '85.)

Ugh, I used to work at a grocery store that had Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) on it's muzak… horrible (also, We Built This City On Rock N Roll). What really pisses me off about that song is the "like a fork stuck in the road" lyric, which sounds like it was written by a drunk Yogi Berra.

He does look fetching in a French maid outfit.

*CIVIL WAR SPOILERS*
Lee surrenders to Grant at Appomattox Court House. It's pretty much all over after that.

On the other hand, he also forgot to mention "fucking sweet album art."

As long as they don't remake Re-Animator, I'm okay.

Matthew Lillard.

Throw him in the water, see if he sinks. If so, he's your new anchorman.

To be fair, didn't everybody?

Man, I really want to know what that cartoon you see half a second of at the end is.

These actual spambots always seem to get through, but one time I tried writing a parody of their advertisements, and it never got posted because it got held up "awaiting moderation", even after I edited it to include a brief explanation that it was a parody, and not a real spambot post.

Doctor doctor!
I'm in bed
Achin' head
Gold is lead
Choke on bread
Underfed
Gold is lead
Jesus bled
Pain is red
Are goon
Grow go
Greasy spoon
You swoon
June bloom

Rewatching the original, I was struck by the fact that everyone in the main cast was either over six feet (the Ghostbusters, Dana, the Man With No Dick), or tiny (Janine, Louis Tully). There are no average-height people in Ghostbusters.

Rick Moranis looks down? How short are we that Rick Moranis is looking down at us?

And the space cowboy, and the gangster of love, and Maurice.

…Just like an Avenged 7-Year Old Fan would.