Malkovich Malkovich.

That'll teach you to buy maracas from a Klansman.

HELLO MODDER, HELLO FODDER

Nah, the Palins always give their sons goofy names starting with the letter "T" like "Track" or "Trig" or "Tripp", so they would have to shorten "Bastard" to… to…

I thought that "Tag" was one of the Palins…

Moe Howard directed a movie? Was it any good?

Or Shyamalan!

The problem with Barbarella is that it never went full Barbarella.

Honestly, I'd much rather our next president declare war on the Stargate aliens than some random Middle Eastern country.

Ah yes, I'd forgotten that one. You are correct.

To be fair, as much as I like the Burton and Nolan Batman movies, there's really only been one Batman movie that I'd say was really about Batman.

Have you seen Allegro Non Troppo? Commonly nicknamed the Italian Fantasia (the film itself makes the comparison jokingly as the director keeps getting calls from some American filmmaker "Walt something"). Anyhow, I like it a lot, especially the Ravel's Bolero segment, which is particularly relevant to this…

Does it involve dragoning?

Was it Franco? I bet it was Franco. Why did they even put him on the list?

…Well if it's cold enough.

…Ringo, is that you?

…Or Spawn!

My friends and I do a (mostly) weekly movie night, and after Dennis Hopper died, we watched Super Mario Bros in his honor. Then, when Bob Hoskins died, we did the same.

I believe that "Look Ma, no hands!" is the official campaign slogan of Carson/Palin 2016.

Well, looking it up on wikipedia, it looks like he's also been charged with paying for sex with a minor (a 17-year old), and apparently he was trying to get her to help him recruit even younger girls. So still really, really bad but not as bad as I'd thought (which is a very thin silver lining).