I won't lie, I would have bought that. I don't even own a record player, but I might someday. Besides, the album art is awesome.

It's Halloween!

This would never have happened if he was at the back of the stage, playing drums.

I object because not one of the tattoos is of Steve Buscemi's foot sticking out of a wood chipper.

Do 12 Angry Men and 12 Monkeys take place simultaneously?

"If you wanna see Shaft, ask your mama."

You can't rise from the grave if you never die in the first place.

Last year, I accidentally bought a full-screen version of Silence of the Lambs. Then the store wouldn't take it back because "there's nothing wrong with the disc."

Why did nobody tell Charlie Manson this? What a faux pas!

King of Prussia,
I lay this hate on you!

I read this in the voice of Charles Bronson. It worked surprisingly well.

…I thought the Ghostbusters II mom was Sigourney Weaver.

…Or "Surrender Dorothy!"

Dude, in the real world, Matthew Broderick can totally accidentally almost cause the nuclear annihilation of the entire human race, and he's come close on several occasions.

…Uh… Noah's wife?

Godzilla sits anywhere he damned well pleases, alphabetical order or no.

Do you and Bella (above, possibly not shown due to comment awaiting moderation) have the same aunt? If not, that's a stunning coincidence.

You kids with your marijuana. >:(

Wait, is this also a Kevin Smith joke? Has Silent Bob been murderin' critics?

If they kept making sequels they might have gotten to "The Ninth Tronfiguration", also known as: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Killer Flynn".