Well, he had a VHS tape with a sixteen year old having sex on it. His defense was "it was Rob Lowe's sex tape."

Okay, I kinda want one of those shirts.

Damn, I was hoping that would be a real site.

What about a documentary about Christopher Lambert's stamp collection?

Not to mention Hudson Hawk!

I used to know a guy who brought his lunch to work every day in a New Kids On The Block lunchbox. Yes, he was an adult, and yes, this was the 21st century.

To be fair, Harry Dan Stanton might be the only actor who could actually make me like Paul.

I've always wanted there to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles II porno-parody titled "Secret of the Splooge." Extra points if it also features Vanilla Ice.

Spatula.

I hate to be that guy, but I believe the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre was against the Hugenot, not the Lutherans.

Probably my favorite is Joey Ramone's "banter" on NYC 1978. He rarely speaks between songs, but when he does it's as short and fast as possible.

Various live versions of Keep Yourself Alive… I love the studio version, but Queen gave it so much more energy live.

I do want to see a NIN composite. Just Trent Reznor staring back at you.

Apparently if you average out Black Sabbath, you just get Geezer Butler.

Y'know, I think there's really just one inevitable conclusion: Del Preston is clearly the best part of Wayne's World 2.

Ditto, I saw them the last time they played Seattle… the last time Dio'll ever play Seattle… Sigh… Since then, I've found a bootleg of the concert. I don't really have a point to this.

Conversely, Richards can be a hard bastard to kill:

I'd be a bit concerned about making fun of a man with a weapon growing out of one of his major appendages. People have been clubbed for less.

The Anal Dwarf, starring Louie de Jesus?

Who would you trust to make a Ghostbusters movie more, Dan Akroyd or George Lucas?