So basically, you’re saying that it is very frustrating to realize that getting swept in last year’s ALCS was not only the zenith but the entirety of the Orioles’ only competitive window since Jeffrey Maier caught that ball, and that they’re ticketed for another decade of mediocrity.

The game does not give a flying speckled shit if you or any of its players respect it. Flip the fuck away; watch the fucking flips.

It’s funny because your scrub pitcher couldn’t even properly plunk Bautista, and your soft team couldn’t do anything but watch him talk shit on his tater trot. Oh, but at least Adam Jones had the balls to yell at Bautista from 50 feet away.

I can take baseball or leave it, but that picture of Jose chilling while the crowd goes wild is fly as fuck.

This is nonsense. No other sport has such a narrow definition of “respect” and “professionalism”. Baseball players are so sensitive.

Fuck Cole Hamels.

I think he should get the bat kid to bring him a second bat at home plate that he can flip a second time once he crosses home. I mean, he’s Joey Bats, not Joey Bat.

Oh good everyone Logic Man showed up and will save the day again!

First Dyson sucks. Then he blows hot air.

Dear me from the other night who wanted Cespedes to flip his bat harder,

I hear you, friend. Being forced to come to Deadspin and click on all of Ley’s posts and read them is the fucking worst. I’m in the same boat. Damn liberals and the government...

Following a writer around on the internet and being a dipshit isn’t a good look, dipshit

Luckily you’re known far and wide for your excellent commenting, so there’s that

thanks for stopping by!

You started out saying “One more confirmation...” So a post that you admittedly agree with is an example of Ley being a dick? That would also make you a dick, by agreeing with the dickish thesis, yes?

Don’t walk back your hot taek now! You were just getting going!

This better?