Once a Slytherin, always a Slytherin.

Only the Pottermore one.

Plus if you rice to really rude angry people, it makes them even ANGRIER and you've been nothing but nice so they haven't a real complaint that your were uncivil ( therefore a shit employee.)!!!!

For me it's the Kyles. Every Kyle I've ever met was a jerk.

If you ever do run into Warren - he's very kind and friendly. He'll chat with you for awhile. Just a super nice guy.

NOT JEFF BRIDGES

My friends and I determined last night that nothing good can come of a Tristan.

We can be internet besties! I did not hear about Sir Paul and Mr. Buffett! Love that Buffett is still a man of the people, but Paul McCartney in Dundee?! Did they have fish and chips at the Dundee Dell? (Personal fave). My aunt works in the same building as Buffett does; he drives a Ford Taurus-esque sedan, brings his…

Hey, my brother is a Geoff, and ... no, wait. You're right. Carry on.

I am a tad bitter, but not about her. She deserves every bit she makes - she missed many, many Thanksgivings, Christmas Eves and the like due to work responsibilities when she was lower on the totem pole. Also, I had to reply because I love your name - I grew up in Omaha!!

I got the occasional judgey questions about what I planned to do for a "real job" whenI was bartending. One guy even went as far to say something like, "I could take care of you; you'd never have to serve again. Well, only in the bedroom" **SEXUAL WINKING** in case I missed the joke. I told him that between being…

Yeahh....criiiiiinge.

"And it did have a baggie of blow in it. And I did turn it in to the cops."

Re: the waitress who had to deal with the drunken bachelor party

If I was the owner of a restaurant and a "patron" was sexually harassing one of my employees (including making comments about having sex with/raping said employee) I wouldn't be spilling beer and putting weird condiments to their burger. I'd be talking to cops and/or lawyers and filing restraining orders.

I did go to college, bitch. And you did leave your wallet in the bathroom, post-makeout sesh. And it did have a baggie of blow in it. And I did turn it in to the cops."

I believe the young gentleman was suggesting that his friend might benefit from having intercourse with someone other than his wife-to-be, and assumed that the server would be a willing participant, and that the table in the restaurant would be a proper venue for that activity.

Rape culture, that's what.

they were saying the groom should rape her (the waitress), because that's funny, i guess.

THEY HAD IT COMING!