Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

People with views like his (I'm looking at you, Sarah Palin!) always seem to put their feet in their mouths. But the politicians taking a public stance on this whose children do find themselves young, unmarried, and pregnant seem to be mostly middle to upper-middle class. In that case, it's easy for them to say that…

she talks about orgasms, you never want to have sex ever

Some people just like to watch the world burn.

"Funny thing is, I don't really watch TV - like at all - so I had to have someone explain to me the buxom redhead I was talking to was the gal from Mad Men"

Eh, for all intensive purposes it's basically the same thing.

I love it when the self-proclaimed Clever Bastards don't know how to spell or look up basic words.

Both "Nick-pick" and "Shutter" are making me want to cry.

Well, they might consider adding those sizes, but only online because they can't have people actually seeing fatties in their stores. Gross.

What an A+ GM. Colour me impressed. :)

That whole management staff was amazing at that restaurant. This was one of the assistant managers, but I'm certain that our GM set the tone. I heard a bunch of servers talking about a table who was breastfeeding (covered, although I don't think that matters), and how gross it was to see that, it should be illegal to…

I worked at a sushi restaurant that was across the street from a strip club. The strippers would often order delivery. It was my job to bring it to them since the manager didn't want the male delivery staff creeping on the women. The bouncers at the club were so gross. "Heeeeey baby, why are you delivering food when…

ejhfdjghk, EW.

That is a terrible and creeptastic situation but DAMN I am so glad to hear about a manager acting appropriately in that situation! It would have been better if the manager had reacted sooner, but I guess you can't win 'em all.

We had a busser from a nearby restaurant at our bar one night. He had 2 beers, and proceeded to grab the arms and/or butts of every single female server and hostess who walked by. He did not touch, but did say inappropriate things to the female bartenders. Our manager did not believe us, he thought we were playing…

Because if there's one thing we women love, it's being smacked on the ass and licked by strangers.

That is truly the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Another thought that passed through my mind was, "What if she had shaken a bit of salt onto a spoon? Or a plate? Would he have sexually assaulted the silverware?"

My jaw dropped at the bit about the salt shaker and stayed dropped for the rest of the article.