"I think they are shit scared that their kids will realize that there is nothing wrong with being gay. It's so much easier to demonize a group you don't come into contact with"

UGH. The Nebraska legislature tried to pass anti-discrimination legislation this session. It had the votes to pass but not to win the cloture vote. Thanks for the classy filibuster, asshole conservatives. Way to make sure LGBT Nebraskans have no employment protections. #priorities

Damn. So sad and shitty. And lately I haven't been keeping up with my Twitter like I usually do...must be how I missed it.

I saw Beau's ad for the first time on Saturday. Dear god, it is nauseating; yet I laughed, because I still wasn't 100% sure if it was real or a hilarious SNL skit.

Wait, wut?! How did I miss this death...

I don't really have any problem with the 1950s from an aesthetic standpoint. ;) BRING BACK...FACE.

I dabble in other brands occasionally but I always come back to Clinique. Except I love Maybelline Mega Plush Volume Express mascara (teal tube with metallic fuschia). Just hit up Clinique Bonus - would never restock my foundation and shit at any other time! Good haul this time around, too!

Oh, my sweet and innocent Nebraska. Where every day is a slow news day and the comments on Journal Star articles make me want to gouge my eyes out.

Eh I feel like Lincoln is a mixed bag. Lots of UNL and career state government lefties, but Lincoln Catholics are the absolute worst. (My sister's future in-laws are in this group and making her miserable.) And there is a quite the Omaha Republican contingent (Jean Stothert, brought to you by Regency, District 66, and…

LOL. I am a Lincoln native and one of the biggest assholes I know, a former roommate, attended Zeman Elementary. This kinda shit must be their specialty.

"I'm an idiot who thought I wouldn't be overly impressed by expensive foundation and now nothing compares. Whoops." Right?

Ms. Fahey's lawyer seems like he has a lot of integrity.

Congregants, if you will. (at least the church where I grew up)

I'm a little late to the party on this but there is a fantastic older Bleacher Report story about Lacey and AP. Payne is a pretty neat guy. Overcame learning disabilities and all about helping others. Damn allergies today...

I have had one mother of the bride fully cover the dresses and another pay $100 toward all our dresses. I thought that was nice. If I have it in the budget when me and Mr. Omaha get married I might do that in lieu of bridesmaids gifts or something.

Aw, someone stopped by to make a baseless "yeah well you're ugly!" comment. How adorable. [pats you on the head]

I feel you. After a summer in the UK with a group of Ole Miss guys, I couldn't shake the habit of saying "y'all" and "Whatchyall doin' tonight" but also punctuating everything with "Cheers!" for a couple of months. Must've been insufferable to my friends.

I'm (obviously) Nebraskan. During law school I studied abroad with a bunch of Ole Miss dudes. They mocked my accent constantly. Apparently I sound like Kirsten Dunst in Drop Dead Gorgeous to them. Conversely, on a trip to Boston in high school, all the massholes asked if I was from the South.

Just remove the bladder of wine from the Franzia box and place it in your largest handbag. Bring dixie cups. (I did this for a Wednesday night showing of the King's Speech - ended up blacked out and swore at some old people who gave me and my gay boy friend side-eye when we came out of the same single-stall bathroom.…