By all means.
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lawyercub
LOL. I party with a lady who graduated high school in South Dakota with Miz January. Evidently she is a few Chicken McNuggets short of a Happy Meal and her performances as Betty Draper do not require a lot of acting. But ya know, grains of salt and such.
Don't forget the Feminazis™ - destroying The American Way of Life™ one family at a time.
The Great Plains Bro accurately describes 98% of dudes in Greater Nebraska (i.e., not natives of Lincoln and Omaha).
UGH. Ew. Ew. Ew. Why can't people like that figure out that no one is amused?
I love my friends but reading this makes me jealous. Eight weddings to attend this year. (One down! Yay.)
As my grandparents age, their restaurant behavior gets worse and worse. Fucking humiliating, as a former server who is probably nicer to some servers than they deserve.
Is anyone else upset that Marshall is like 35 and already has a judgeship, then is running for state supreme court? It's fucking NY. There are one million lawyers. He must be one amazing lawyer with perfect academic credentials. I didn't really follow the show, so maybe it addresses this, but he doesn't seem like the…
[awaits the day she is cut from the show and the predictable Christians R Oppressed!!1! backlash]
Heard. That.
"Brb, I have to go say hello to that houseplant yonder."
Thank gawd for Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Dicks galore.
Right? Try not to be too obvious that you're mad that rich people who are not lily white exist. Thanks.
1. You're my hero and 2. Do they really think that straight women are going to sit back and watch them enjoy all the lady nudity and not fight for the dicks which are rightfully ours? Fools.
I CAN HAZ HER PLEASE?
Ah, the joy of walking as a plus size model in Omaha Fashion Week (yes, it exists and is fairly legit) and having the (often 13 or 14 year old) straight size models openly give you side eye. Ugh. Youths.
Caffeine > Vicodin ONLY because coffee makes you poop, whereas prolonged Vicodin use (say, after having wisdom teeth removed) causes constipation and later, basically shitting out gravel. NO THANK YOU.
Right, but after the wedding it helps couples find the photos their friends took all in one place for them to use/enjoy. They can get out of control and self indulgent but think of it as the 2014 version of putting disposable cameras at every table.