I mean, the "War on Christmas" certainly isn't some completely invented concept that allows our country's most privileged people to feel needlessly prosecuted, right?

American Girl has always been stupidly overpriced, but the dolls/backstories were legit (pretty progressive, from different historical eras) until f'ing Mattel bought out the Pleasant Company. IAN ZIERING, REALLY? American Girl 2014: Sharknado edition

No shit!

My grandpa is 71 and still benches about 200. Baller.

Oh Jesus Christ, "should of." Cringe.

At least the comments on this post offer a glimmer of hope for humanity :/

But GUYZ, how does that help them shame and punish women for having sex?

Despite being in Nebraska, my public school in Lincoln actually gave us legit sex ed. The only "scared straight" portion of the whole deal was making us watch a video of a live vaginal delivery.

All I said was Drew might not be the best person to have a discussion on female empowerment, and suddenly you're playing some sort of victim of the mean PC lady. It's really not a big deal. Like I said to another guy, you can say what you want. But others can also critique what you say if they want. That's how it…

That was a mostly polite suggestion. It's amusing to me how many individuals felt strongly enough to respond about something that wasn't directed at them. PS: You can think and say whatever you want, but people can also critique it as much as they want. The joys of freedom of expression.

Aww, come on. My comment wasn't even close to harsh. Just don't think this is the author/platform to try to have that discussion. Why u so mad?

Eh, made the username up hastily/on the fly. My allegiance is not to jezebel. My point stands...white dude talking about "female empowerment" with approximately zero nuance in the funbag, slightly cringeworthy. Leave that out of funbag, lest it become not so fun.

Call me crazy, but...you might not be the best person to discuss female empowerment. Maybe avoid that in the future so you don't sound like a condescending bro-douche. Because when you keep that tone to a minimum you can be kinda enjoyable.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with doing this privately. I have a couple go-to friends with whom I make fun of peoples' annoying facebook posts - mundane anecdotes, #BLESSED/"BEST BOYFRIEND EVAR!!1!1!", tacky pregnancy announcements/ultrasound posts, tacky wedding attire/photos...It's very cathartic.

but they're MOTHERS! those aren't normal human beings, they are to be placed on a pedestal and policed constantly!

True dat. My little brother was known as the Michelin tire baby and Chunk.

Weird, a misogynist dude doing serious mental gymnastics to blame something on women. *eyeroll*

No no, if they can't twist everything we say into MISANDRY then what will they complain about? The actual problems that face men and boys and actual solutions to said problems?!?

hahahahahahaha. I was simply speechless, except for a few stunned ....really???s. This individual had said some impressively dumb shit before, but never anything this shockingly asinine.