lawyercub
lawyercub
lawyercub

I was recently informed by my boyfriend's racist ass coworker that "teh sivil war had nohting to dew with slayves."

And sexy smallpox.

Nacho Typical Restaurant...hahahaha.

How about by voting for candidates that aren't going to gut VA/military benefits and who won't send soldiers to war at the drop of a fake WMD mention? Supporting a cause and not displaying it publicly via some commericalized BS are not mutually exclusive, O "Educated" One. Gawd your comments are dumb.

Amigos does not, nor (I'm fairly certain) has it ever, advertised as Mexican and pizza. They do the Mexican and burger place thing now - first it was with A&W and now it's "King's Classic," but Mexican and pizza? I think you're thinking of Romeo's. Which, by the way, is the absolute worst "Mexican food" I have ever

"Juicy Couture - the brand that is neither juicy nor couture"

Dear Sean,

I'm not poppin' one out anytime soon, but I've kinda been strangely drawn to girl names that might've been a Nixon-era First Daughter name, like Barbara/Donna/Patricia. I dunno. But no WAY will my daughter ever be a Baylee or Kayleigh or any other ridiculously stupid infantilizing BS.

[GOB voice] Michael.

or in addition to your theory that dads suck, it may also have to do with parents having to work more to afford the same quality of life for their families. :/

you. your user name. i enjoy it immensely.

holy fuck.

I am pretty sure this lovely young lady also participated in the new Miss Amazing pageant for girls with disabilities. The national pageant was here in Omaha and I went (my sister was a judge). Karrie was totally, totally awesome. So enthusiastic! :)

Our "passionate fan base" which includes some asinine fucking rubes absolutely deserved to be called out in private. Yeah, let's fire him. Who do you have in mind to replace him? Remember, there would have to be a realistic chance this person would actually take the job dealing with fans like you. I'm sure sending the

"Tom Shatel is the most influential sportswriter in this sports crazy state"

In light of this amazing quote: "(rudimentary child's drawing of frowning face rendered in crayon, surrounded by lightning bolts and dark colored scribbles. This is the sort of crayon drawing a kid would make before they try to light their family dog on fire)" as well as the general context, this seems appropriate:

Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I'm a bitch.

Yeah. But raise your hand if you totes made like, hundreds of hemp necklaces in elementary/middle school...