Don't worry, puka shells are so done-zo since their last gasps of relevance in like, maybe 2006 (in Midwest fashion time).

I have to admit, their new guidelines pretty much fall in with my personal aesthetic policies.

Once again, my go-to is appropriate:

Hey now, Jason Seaver is a great dad and a great psychiatrist! Don't drag him into this!

Miley loves black people, you guyz - that's why she appropriates their culture and then uses them as accessories!

But seriously, where can I get a dick shaped punching bag? Not because I'm anti-dicks; it would just be a *great* conversation piece for my house, and would encourage me to exercise.

MISANDRY! :)

Nice yellow wallpaper reference.

I have no memory of my hymen and my first time didn't hurt.

*excuses self*

As my best friend in high school's mom once said (a bottle of riesling deep): "It's not a hookup unless there's a blow job!"

I can't top that suggestion.

The question is, who could do this rant justice and strike the right tone? If I think of someone good I'll let you know.

holy shit, that was a fucking impressive rant. (golf clap)

so, yesterday i saw "nails for males" matte clear polish and giggled a bit.

unfortunately, yes it is - at least, it is alive and well in midwestern malls...

lol, well that explains it on this one. there are also a couple MRAs pooping all over a thread on the one about "non-consensual sex" at Yale.

dude, all the trolls are out on jez today.