lawyer-applegate
Lawyer_Applegate
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As someone fluent in Italian, any name in Italian, be it a car or restaurant name, is just boring... but I understand the appeal if you're not familiar with the language.

Maybe the original owner parked it in a barn (rather than “stuck” it there) and had a stroke or some other health issue that stopped him from doing whatever work he needed the truck for, and once it had sat forgotten for 15 years it became a novelty so new owners didn’t want to add miles to it.

Blanket award for all the Infiniti SUV’s. Their general irrelevance as a brand lets them skate off the radar for having a group of people decide QX(number) is somehow an appealing name for an automobile. NOT ON MY WATCH.

This is such a straight forward, no bullshit, great looking pickup. Those plain white steelies kill me. And since I’ve never been on board with the trend of their proportions bloating to hulking crew cabs with dinky beds, this new-old truck with its regular cab and relatively long bed is a breath of fresh air.

Love those weird cylindrical gas and volt gauges.

you're not buying a sex van to HIDE your sexy acts

Might even be cooler than 2 Wycked

I think it’s a brilliant idea. You’d always keep the van clean.

Most vans are ‘proof of sex’ vans with the booster seats and crushed Goldfish crackers on the floor.

I can’t help but to think that the UV lighting in that van is a.... brave choice.

It’s $17k amazing but not $30k amazing.

So there’s no covers for the two giant sex windows at the back.  I guess the point being you rely on just enough tint to hide the deed - while getting that extra little thrill of getting it on with people - you can see - mere meters away?

For $30k, it better come with this..

Take your damn star, Carl.

this van fucks

Fire hydrants have no sense of humor. I think it’s because they’re short. They see you acting like they are unimportant. Disrespect them at your peril.

My condolences. Sounds like someone needs an SSRI and couples counseling. Buying a new car every couple of years is not a practical way to treat this condition.

Married someone who is completely disinterested in cars with high vehicle anxiety. Basically, they think that the vehicle they have is a box waiting to break and take the world with them. It is a schrodinger’s paradox on the road.

I once bought a brand new Jeep Patriot.

By being a Japanese hearse and never having been in India.