*$21,000

So THAT’S where my girlfriend went!

I guess “eye guidance from hands to meters” will be a real boon to people who stare at their own hands while driving, but for the rest of us it represents a value that is not greater than zero.

I wonder what the carbon footprint is on the M88A2 tank retriever that will be required to winch one of these out of whatever it gets stuck in.

You had me at “wrinkling of the added structural element.” 

Can confirm - those ashtrays were mammoth; easily held a hundred butts.

What happens when I drive my New Hampshire-registered Subaru to Massachusetts and try to have it fixed by a third-party mechanic?

Just because I’m critical of your inability to admit to or apologize for your objectively stupid take (an emotionally stunted take, no less) doesn’t mean that I’m either irrational or emotionally stunted. Try to be more like the bar owners; they’re forgiven for their stupidity because they recognized it and apologized…

Continue going and fucking yourself.

Yes. Your callous imbecility is irksome. Now go fuck yourself.

Your mother’s getting tortured to death by sex offenders right now and she deserves it because she raised you - and you SUCK!

They don’t FILE charges, but they do decide whether to recommend charges be filed or not - and the effect of not recommending charges is almost inevitably that no charges are filed.

So removing emissions equipment is fine!

Nice Price. Drive it until it pops and then replace the motor with the crate of your choice; I’d go with a flat-plane aluminum LS 5.3 with a Roots blower because the noise would cause so much confusion.

1. Rearview mirrors more complex than “with a manual day/night switch”

Better than a Stanza...

My God - the SUV that people actually NEED, instead of the one that they’ll buy instead. Sounds good to me - thanks, Mercedes!

Russian plutocrat troll accounts have come to Jalopnik, I see...

So... a Leaf?

Darty.