One ran nose-first into the driver-side window of my Focus ZX-3, doing no direct damage but causing me to damn near crap myself to death.

Spoiled teens seem to prefer dual-motor Teslas around here.

Time for enterprising types to make up some thermite and cut those suckers into pieces right where they sit.

Seattle, Tacoma, Portland, Oakland, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Long Beach, and San Diego.

I’m disproportionately leggy for a man, with a 38" inseam - I had to have custom seat brackets made for the driver’s seat of my 1979 Olds Delta 88, fer Pete’s sake. I’d do the same with my Grand Marquis except that I hate it so much that I can’t bear to spend any money making it less loathsome.

All he gives us is “quite tall,” which often means 6'2 or so. At 6'6" myself, the difference between what fits me now and what fit me at 6'2" is shocking. Six-six is the 99.846th percentile for height...

I kind of unabashedly love this.

That was the Oakland Raiders. LA Raiders got early 70's GM sedans hand-painted red or blue, and the Vegas Raiders get that ghastly thing up there.

I’d take one for free, but I’d never ever buy one.

The cow guru is a she.

I’m here for you, even if your parents and high school weren’t.

We’re always ALLOWED to talk about things that are irrelevant and off-topic, which is why I would like to take this opportunity to tell you all about Ramona Quimby of Mudfoot Clan, First of her Name and Second-Best Cat. She is sometimes known as Princess Prettypaws and is very, very attractive even though her tail is…

Milo Minderbinder uttered that line in 1944. You’re as culturally illiterate as you are pedantic, and that’s no mean feat.

It’s a good price for a straight ‘57 in good running condition. Just because I don’t want it doesn’t mean it isn’t worth it.

There’s one on a dealer lot near me for just under $17k, which seems like a steal.

How many years has it been since you could get a NEW car for $4500?

Re: brakes, how old are the pads  and are the parts all mounted firmly and lubricated?

Uh huh huh huh... load...

Same go for my ‘79 Delta 88 Royale Brougham?