I’m drooling so hard that my SOCKS are wet.

Having scored my driver’s license in 1985, I of course never exceeded the speed limit unless there was someone in the car ready to take a Polaroid of the speedometer.

It’s that, or die of helpless despair shot through with impotent rage.

No, man - just, NO.

The NYT headline and story got it right, at least:

That is damned decent of you!

We got 9 teenagers into a Dodge Aspen sedan and drove around singing John Denver songs because we were bored.  The cops couldn’t BELIEVE none of us were drunk when they pulled us over.

The shared 3.5 liter gas engine, in Lexus SUV guise, makes 409 hp and 479 lb-feet. That same Lexus also gets a 3,3 liter diesel with 304 hp and 516 pound-feet of twist.  Ram is safe atop the heap of Ludi-Trucks.

Finally - proof that the Japanese can do giant, angular, and brutal with the best of them.

Waaaah.

Having lived in Visalia and worked in Tulare in 2008 and 2009, I can assure you that nothing has changed.

In today’s market? Nice Price alllll day long.

I want that gearshift lever to have a quick-release feature so it can be readily used to bludgeon people who interfere with my forward progress.

You were UNDERWHELMINGLY OVERWHELMED, David.

This is a ‘shit-on-GM’ review in much the same way that a 3.87 GPA is ‘shit-on-a-student’ grading.

Today’s breakneck escalation of ever-bigger, ever-taller vehicles with ever-larger grilles in ever-angrier faces under ever-smaller greenhouses is about as ghastly as it gets.

The REAL Hodor didn’t run his mouth and let everyone know he was a fool.

The complaint was dismissed today.

Yep - came here to mention the Ram Van racing series in Japan!

OK I want that with a crew-cab and an 8-foot bed.