A friend’s father bought a used van at a Boston-area police auction in the late 70s. It was a recovered theft and was really cheap, probably because it had several bullet holes through the sheet metal on the driver’s side. Some were small, clean circles and some were larger and ragged. All of them were at a traversing…

Is there any guide to what angles and values are preferable?

COTY, my man - C.O.T.Y.

Jesus. Does it come with a tow-rope pre-fastened into a noose or will he have to tie one off himself when the repair bills drive him to suicide?

AWD, economical to operate, reliable, able to fit a largish man - come on, now.

Presumably, one plans a little.

And then, your honor, Angela Wang for Ford broke into my house and put an infomercial for an electric CUV into my DVD player.

That is my kind of foolish labor of love.

TL; DR: Musk is full of shit and Tesla stans don’t need ketchup.

Toyota Corollas.

I haven’t ridden a Katana, but I had a hopped-up GS1100E and the power-to-chassis imbalance was frightening. It needed more power like a BMW needs more grille.

VW builds garbage, and the 80's Jettas were peak garbage until that V10 diesel Touareg showed up.

I mean I hate to sound like a Hobbesian bastard here, but...

It’s gone from looking like an angry flare-nostrilled coke fiend to looking like an enraged flare-nostrilled coke fiend whose palsied six-year-old niece gave it a makeover.

How many of the “speeding” deaths didn’t involve impaired driving and/or failure to wear seat belts?

K5 was a Blazer, but yes.

A high school friend drove a Mercury Comet and his brother broke the driver-side rear window by flicking a bottlecap into it. Glass is a strange fluid.

Wagon or sedan?

New entry-level Ford Lightning and the completed vision of my resto-modded 1979 Olds Delta 88 Royale Brougham.

Jesus it’s just like gym class all over again.