And the tedious Stans v The World battle begins in 3... 2... 1...

GOD that show was trash.

Having worked in gas stations, the filter is almost always the problem.

I polished an old Schwinn frame and did a clear powder-coat; it looked great. I think that would work really well here.

Strip the frame, polish the lugs, and then powdercoat the frame with color on the tubes and a clearcoat on the lugs. It’ll look glorious.

I’ve seen people weld Pepsi cans together; a skilled welder could handle this easily.

This is the constitutionally appropriate response.

How many basketball half-courts is it?

Mad props for the joke.

I meant to show approval and appreciation for doing so.

There is always an off-chance that someone, somehow, hasn’t seen Project Binky. It deserves a mention in such lists, forever and ever, amen.

1996 Buick Roadmaster wagon with the AWD system out of a Trailblazer SS and a 4.8 liter turbocharged aluminum-block LS.

“Hmm... I get that the wheels fell off because there were bolts missing from the control arms, but you used the battery to power a space heater, so... get bent, beta-cuck soy-boy. Your warranty is VOID!”

I did that too, and I hinged it to the garage door so when the door rolls up it dangles in space unless you swing it up against the ‘ceiling’ where a couple big magnets hold it in place.

Overbuilt is putting it mildly. I used the same construction technique to build shelves across the back of my garage. When I climb them to get to the top they don’t even creak, and I weigh just under 300 pounds.

I am not in an EV, but I drive less than ten miles most days.

The list of young men who don’t want to have sex with dumb hot women is approximately as long as the list of young men who are gay.

My neighbors adore me. One of them hates ophthalmologists, though - something about arrogant malpracting cocksuckers with hyperinflated egos and little wrists.

Cops generally lie. It’s what they’re trained to do.

I was a prosecutor before I became a defense attorney. The police were liars then, too.