Found the board-certified obstetrician, y’all!

I’ve always thought of you as a grizzled divorcée living in a rural town. Probably one nestled in the foothills of a significant mountain range in a region with four seasons so you can look rugged in a t-shirt, a flannel shirt, a down vest, and one of those shearling-lined denim coats while you motor silently down the…

Why not RINSE the car after spraying it with “AMMO Frothy?” 

Ooh, yeah - a GIGANTIC Van de Graaff generator in the bed would do nicely.

With known routes and a preexisting storage/maintenance facility, hot-swapping batteries for round-the-clock operation becomes a reality. And a ten-wheel dump truck plow, that isn’t also spreading sand or salt, has enough payload capacity to carry batteries for days - literally.

He’s pretty good at being a cold-hearted prick...

Darn tootin’!

Well, you’re half right...

Well, my daily driver has a full-crimson interior with button-tufted velour seats, so yes - I am the very EPITOME of joy!

Unless you’re colorblind, there are pictures. If you’re not, you must be joyless and/or utterly unfamiliar with the faded glory days of whorehouse-red interiors in big American cars.

Am I really the first to suggest waiting a few years and then buying a hearse?

I just LOVE this.

I’m still mad that vent/wing windows disappeared.

If only VW and Toyota could team up on cars... they’d be able to build something with the excitement and engagement of a Prius C and the reliability and serviceability of a Touareg diesel!

I dated a woman in college who drove a bus for the Pioneer Valley Transit Authority. She drove one of these, and she made buses SEXY.

That’s the spirit! Now, go and do something RECKLESS!

I want to know what the inside and outside of it look like after an oligarch’s college-age child and three of their fellow fraternity/sorority members roll it at 120 mph.

Come on, guys. I soloed Julesburg, Colorado to Santa Rosa, CA (1350 miles) stopping only for fuel and repairs, in January, in a 1979 Oldsmobile and went to work the next day when I was 46.

Assuming that the mileage is accurate and that all is as it seems, this is a car with at best 12,000 miles or trouble-free motoring ahead of it.  NO DICE.

I have no idea. I drove one from SF to Crater Lake and back and it SUCKED.