Who hurt you in the back of a Taurus?

I’d rather spend the $25,000 on enough drugs for a fatal overdose.

Cops lie, all the time, about everything.

True. This reveals the existence of an angular silver turd alternative.

I AM 100% WITH YOU, BROTHER!

If only the pollution-collecting Roller had a George Plimpton-looking upper-cruster gagging on the fumes flooding his cockpit...

100% not interested; 100% Nice Price.

It’s that, or a hundred pounds of lead on the nose.

If a 226 horsepower Katana doesn’t qualify as a vorpal sword, what does?

I had a GS1100E with some mods and it was rather overpowered for the chassis.

Man, this is REALLY bugging me for some reason. Anyway... the 2021 GMC Yukon weighs 6,000 pounds (!) and has a total frontal area of 6200 square inches. With a 5.3 motor it gets 20 mpg on the highway and runs the quarter in 16.5 at 90 mph.

Kinja won’t let me...

Seriously!

This post gave me cancer, and then it gave the cancer termites.

Yeah, but... GTI x 2 = ‘opinion dismissed.’

THANKYEW!

Which is still not the same as a majority, most, or all.

Yeah, that has become apparent. Thank you, and fuck him.

No, not at all. The majority had neither drugs nor weapons; ‘fair number’ should not be taken to mean a majority, most, or all.

Let me be the first to wish that he gets his ass beat wherever he goes, from now until the end of his miserable days.