Turns out it wasn’t an impression; he WAS a real prick!

My 1987 Honda VF700F sounded GREAT.  Of course, it was a V-4...

Are the fender vents FUNCTIONAL?

Fuck. The. Police.

It’s a bar, not a house - does Castle Doctrine still apply?

Deadspin was pretty good before management fired or provoked the retirement of everyone who didn’t need a bib.

You magnificent bastard...

Tucker.

Hmm... plier? Wrench?

Hmm... plier? Wrench?

Buick finally builds a Mazda!

OMG OMG OMG Justin talked to me!  #Nerdvana

It’s a used Audi, so...

By my math, there’s a 66 horsepower gulf between the 460 hp base and the 526 hp GT 350. That makes for a 493 horsepower middle ground, which ought not be too hard to hit with a flash tune on a ‘base’ GT.

Yes, she will. “Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle said Patricia Ripley, 45, is facing attempted and premeditated murder charges and being held in jail with no bond.”

Holy Grail?

*ducats

I revoke your permission to be dumb; you’re too good at it.

Maybe the deceased really liked playing the dozens?

Your mother must be so proud...

Your mother must be so proud...

As a defense attorney, I found Mr. James’ “you would thinks” absolutely adorable, albeit sad and ultimately pernicious. Then again, the speaker IS a former D.A...