Thanks for phrasing that more eloquently and sincerely than I ever could have.

Freudian theory called; it wants its wandering uterus back.

Finally - regressive, ineffectual fascism comes to Jalopnik!

‘Father Rider’ sounds like ‘Uncle Fucker’ and you know it.

That’s the first track car I’ve ever seen that needs grenade-style hood pins on the DOORS.

I have some questions...

OH MY GOD YES!

If only because the 217 horsepower 2.3 liter supercharged KJ-ZEM motor should fit, YES!

There’s nothing more tedious than a divorce.

Having taken an immediate and admittedly irrational dislike to this person, my vote is as follows:

I mean, I’m not black but I’m no Hugh Jackman either...

Barbershops? In a pandemic? That’s damned foolishness; I just let my kid get after my head with clippers when it got too shaggy.

Decent tires, a good differential, and some skill will get you through 85% of sloppy conditions that people use 4wd for.

Can I get a couple strong people to hold his gut up and out of the way so I cn kick him square in the nuts?

Well, that’s a whole lot of lives ruined over some foolishness.

As the old saying goes, “Cops - can’t live with ‘em, can’t shoot ‘em.”

HAH! Found a way!

Kinja will not allow it. Fucking hell, but this platform sucks.

I’m hoping to get into the low 12s, or even high 11s, in the quarter. I drove him (it’s definitely a ‘him’) with the naturally aspirated (but bigger-cammed) LQ4 for about a year, and it was pretty damn good. Still, it felt like it wanted more torque under the curve and the chassis wasn’t stiff enough so I decided to…

*Nitto tires, not “Not to.”