You can do amazing things with an Olds diesel block, like build a 465 cubic inch small-block, but the machining is really involved and the custom parts cost is pretty high. I wanted to keep weight at or below the factory weight, so we rebuilt a gas engine pulled from a 2005 heavy-duty truck. The LQ4 has an iron block…

All right, fine... weird project? Weird project!

A) That’s astonishingly poor fuel economy.

Thanks! I’m a leggy mutant - I can flat-foot straddle a DR650 - but this is worth looking into!

Sounds like a great bike, but I have a couple questions for you...

I’m friggin’ stunned.

Torchinsky for the win!

Shouting in a parking lot should not be an arrestable offense.

I mean, in the grand scheme of things the best anything can do is to float “for a while.”

One’s old and one’s not blonde.  How did Fox let that slip past the standards department?

You’d think it would be more profitable to be less boring, but...

That comment is beginning to persuade me that you aren’t necessarily a racist and are maybe just pretty stupid.

Not so much MAKE YOU “automatically a racist” as REVEAL you as a racist, but hey - you’re zeroing in on something that literally hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of other racists have needed an equally and painfully long time to figure out. Keep up the good work, champ - we’re all pulling for you.

Thanks for sharing and being brave and surviving and explaining that so well for people who somehow still don’t understand it, and I’m goddamed sorry that you and so many others have been put through so damn much for no good reason.

Turns out you understand it pretty well!

MAD props to Automotive News for using ‘myriad’ properly.

Show us, on this doll, where the Humor hurt you.

Since I’m antisocial and hostile, and since masks mainly protect others from MY virus-shed while paradoxically encouraging people to get nearer to me and thereby increase my risk of encountering THEIR virus-shed, I shaved my entire head, including eyebrows, and wear a USMC Ka-Bar on my belt whenever I go out in…

Thank you for reading that so that we don’t have to. You’re a mensch, Torch.

Isn’t this the official scooter of Ross Geller?

Isn’t this the official scooter of Ross Geller?