The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

Wall Street Journal puts him at six-foot-six.

You don’t understand the concept of ‘muscle car’ very well, do you?

Why?

Pretty high price for a low-buck truck.

Celebrating the abrogation of due process due to a state of emergency was the Korematsu rationale; you may want to reconsider your seeming support of the judge’s decision.

Yeah, wanting to be armed sure is crazy when societal unrest is in the wind...

Is NYC in the habit of sterilizing the gutters when they sweep the streets, or is the ‘public health’ rationalization an utter load?

Still... I did better than that on both my 1980 KZ-1000 and my 1983 GS-1100E. Both those bikes were naked, carbureted, somewhat modified, heavy, and ridden hard by 250 pounds of goon. And I bet that the GS-1100E was more powerful; it was borderline terrifying.

Does it really get (90 / 3.4 = WHAT?!?) 26 mpg? How is that even possible?

I had an ‘03 Focus ZX-3 5-speed hatchback on Focus SVT wheels and suspension and an ‘89 F-350 crew-cab long-bed with a three-speed auto, a 4" lift, and a full-length lumber rack.

Jesus. You bought your kid a CASKET?

It is never not time to rub one out.

Is that pronounced “CHING-er?”

You may not approve, but I’d sure like to hoon it through a plutocrat’s koi pond.

You have weird hair, Jason. Trump has weird hair. And SOMEONE has the skills to hair-swap photos of the two of you.

“Begginings” is like The Quickening, only instead of sword-wielding immortals decapitating one another it’s accountants and creative directors trying to eat a live kitten.

“...the line between (murdering someone for their movie ticket and hurrying slightly to get a better place in line) is not as clear cut as they think.”

It’s got a nipple, so... cancer-balls.

Where does The Expanse land on this list?