By the time I quit working at McDonald’s, the only sandwiches I’d eat were the Filet O’ Fish and the McChicken.

Wait - GM sold over 225,000 pickup trucks? WTF is there, besides snobbery, that justifies the excess cost?

Ah, the old ‘SUV or performance car’ false dichotomy...  Any modern car with a 65-series tire and a factory wheel will survive the horrors of bad pavement.

If only it were possible to get 4wd/AWD in any platform other than an SUV...

So when he walked away from and refused to speak with the officers as they “attempted to initiate a voluntary contact with Kirk” they detained him in handcuffs?

I’m a criminal defense attorney right here in Sonoma County - have been for eleven years, now - and the odds of District Attorney Jill Ravitch finding a murder committed by police officers unjustified is goddam near zero. Ask the parents of Andy Lopez; ask the parents of Esa Wroth.

I like you.

While we were dating, my now-wife came up with ‘Steak Release’ as a nickname/slur for a cheesesteak joint in Visalia CA named ‘Steak Escape’ and that may have been when I knew.

How stiff is the clutch lever? I used to ride a GS1100E with a heavy clutch actuated by a badly routed cable and it MURDERED my elbow.

Yeah, I realized after I posted that I was including the weight of everything except the cargo. OOPS!

I want one soooooo bad...

Most full-size 53' enclosed trailers like that weigh 32,000 to 34,000 pounds.

Time for someone with engineering chops to come up with an infrared emitter that makes license plates invisible to cameras, I guess.

Dodge had wiper-mounted windshield squirters on their terrifyingly dreadful B-series vans in the 90s, if not even the 80s.  They weren’t HEATED, of course, but hey - Dodge, ya know?

I agree 100%. I’m not all that stupid, but I have learning disabilities that make learning foreign languages all but impossible for me. “Learn to code” is marginally less impossible for me than “learn to lactate;” it’s a garbage response.

For real, man - for real.

Just because your parents preferred the cat to you is no reason to be so splenetic.

Bright side - now you can add “some people are clickaholic whiners” to the list of things that you learned!

San Francisco’s insistence on having every bus stop on every block is mystifying and imbecilic. If they stopped on every other block they’d save huge amounts of time and reduce congestion at the cost of making people walk an extra half-block. I don’t get it.

Here’s what you need for Christmas. I’d get it for you if I weren’t so jealous of your Porsche.