Making friends and influencing people!

Yeah, the DX blocks’ll bore and stroke to about 450 cid and hold close to 1000 horsepower. Mondello used to make ‘conversion’ kits for them.

Square dance, or line dance?

Mahatma Gandhi was reputed to beat his wife, so... she’s a racist.

Too late.  Far, far too late...

It’s a 1987 full-size Pontiac Safari wagon with 102,000 miles on a factory 5.7 Oldsmobile diesel. It wants to come live with me and have the 125 hp/225 lb-ft motor replaced with six inline jugs of love.

Nothing looks as rugged as a $5000 chin made of plastic...

More SUVs = more wrecks, and that’s good - the sooner I can get my hands on that motor and transmission and slam them into a mid-80s Pontiac Safari wagon, the better.

In the city, a Yamaha TW200 is about as much fun as it’s possible to have while clothed and sober.

My parents didn’t own cool cars, and my sister and I both grew up to be lawyers.

Good. As a criminal defense attorney working in California, I’m of the opinion that she is a mediocre person, a bad prosecutor, and a despicable attorney general who would likely have been a bad president as well. As for not being “allowed to fail up,” well.. she’s a fucking U.S. SENATOR. That may not be the utmost…

Approximately 2 billion rides and 11,500 assaults in two years is about 5750 per billion, or an almost -six-in-a-million chance of an assault occurring. The annual rate for rape (not sexual assault of any kind, but forcibly penetrative rape) is about 3 per hundred thousand (call it three). You’re literally well…

I sure would like to see Bill Barr get Malice Green’d some day.

How about a brand-new Impreza wagon with a warranty and a five-speed stick for $17,000? https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/792785812/overview/

FCA can chew bung. GIMME MY ROXOR!

Call me jaded, but I don’t believe a damn thing that comes out of the Chicago Police Department’s rat-soup-eating, race-baiting, lying-ass mouth.

Given how many cars it can show its taillights to, it’s too bad it has such an ugly ass.

Zero piratical knowledge, eh?  So much for letting him design the grappling hooks for my frigate.

Well, this is grotesque.