If $18k were ‘whatever’ money to me, I would seriously consider buying this for the sheer perversity of it.

When Chick-Fil-A has donated as much to Planned Parenthood and some LQBTQ advocacy groups as they gave to Big Hate, I’ll rescind my boycott.

Niiiiiiice!

Also it’s huge, misanthropic, and insatiable.

As a middle-aged white man who lived in NYC in the 60s and 70s, FUCK HIM.

Now, now - I’m sure that maintenance and repairs on even the base engine will be prohibitively expensive, and that no one will want to spend money on it.

Oooh, gotta love the ‘I literally CANNOT be a racist because I’m a Jew who was married to an Arab and a German’ angle. No racism in Judaism, Germany, or Arabia AT ALL...

But what if I don’t have tiny hands?

And The Kingdom’s all...

So... manual transmission?

Thank goodness my 1979 Delta 88 Royale Brougham coupé is getting a supercharged 6.2 liter V8!

I WOULDN’T DRIVE THAT LUDICROUS CONTRAPTION ON A DARE AND I’VE BEEN DEAD FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS.

Speaking of megalomaniacal plutocrats, the private equity jackasses who own this site killed Deadspin. Here’s my open letter to them:

Why did I have to drill through multiple links to learn that the name of the lying, racist beer-bro is Dominic Ryan? Can’t we shame Dominic Ryan and hound his smarmy little bigoted ass to the ends of the earth?

As a middle-aged fatass white man, I wish I’d been there to slap his face.

There are a fair number of recipes for swan, which get eaten pretty regularly in Canada and the northernmost US. 

My GOD, but this is important!

Man, if only there were some way to, like, STORE it that didn’t require displaying in on the wall. Maybe they could stick it in a drawer, with all the toilet-cam nude pics they’ve taken of their little sisters...

I will fight you, and I will prevail, for I am armed with... the Arrow.

You packed an impressive number of errors, factual and otherwise, into those first two sentence fragments.