That is in process now.

My wife’s Impreza Sport uses a quart of oil every 1000 miles. They damn well better replace the motor - and the catalytic converter, while they’re at it.

The feds seized the cars and a lot of other property prior to conviction, which sucks. The defendants have agreed to allow the vehicles to be auctioned off “because it is expensive to store them and they lose value the longer they sit idle,” according to Lauren Horwood, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney’s Office in…

Today’s my birthday. This comment is like a little gift; thank you.

Yeah, I’m not sure either. It’s that kind of scarlet-to-crimson red that GM found was equally irresistible to senior citizens, pimps, and ‘guys like me.’ Red and green seem kind of tough together, but BRG would look good on the car for sure.

With a whorehouse-red crushed velour interior?

My ‘04 Focus 2.3 PZEV ran like a champ on 87 for 200,000 miles and counting...

How many seconds elapse before the video stops being badly narrated unwatchable trash? I made it maybe 20 seconds before secretions from my fuckthis gland triggered the Finger of Nope.

AWD and 0-60 times suggest that they’re benchmarking the Subaru WRX.

Are there any TV preachers that AREN’T whores?

I was thinking of silver with a darker roof for the two-tone look...

To give that the room it deserves requires a van, though I like the way you think.

Regular oil changes, a good water separator in the fuel system, and - most important of all - replaced it with a 6.2 liter LS with a 2.3 liter TVS blower.

What happens?

We aren’t throwing that trust away, though. They’ve been beating us with it, sometimes to death, and we’re learning to flinch.

Since she’s named Renee Greely, it seems like ‘Renacist’ is a good first name...

Sadly, that’s essentially the ‘before’ picture of mine. If my paint were that good, I wouldn’t be redoing it.

Oil changes every 3000 miles, of course, along with a really good water separator on the fuel system and - last but not least - replaced it with a supercharged 370 cubic-inch LS motor.

As the owner of a 2018 Impreza Sport wagon with 22,000 miles on it that used 2 quarts of oil in the last 4,000 miles, allow me to laugh sardonically at the opportunity to spend three times more money on a Subaru.

OK, then - here’s an opportunity to help me when, soon, I repaint Silky, my 1979 Olds Delta 88 Royale Brougham diesel coupé.