Buy my PV544, damn it!

Nah, man - we’re good.

iPhones will do that - just select the number in the call log and choose ‘Block This Caller.’

Reviews suggest that it is a steaming load of utter crap.

If Suzuki can help Toyota build a car that can spin its wheels, I’m on board.

In that Starbucks coffee is awful trash, the only lifehack necessary here is “Get your coffee somewhere else.”

The driver looks WAY too much like Randy Quaid for my comfort.

My God - a new Toyota that I like?

I think that the male equivalent would be something like loosening my necktie and undoing the top shirt-button at the throat.

It’s not our fault you live in Texas.

And yet, I want one sooooo much!

HELL, YEAH, THE GRAVELY!

Not surprised that the French car surrendered first.

A gaffe is a mistake; a gaff is a boat-hook.  This manages to be one while needing the other.

Too bad none of these #boymoms can be bothered to raise people instead of gender-stereotyped mirrors that reflect their own munificence, forbearance, and superiority to others.

Was it offered with a diesel engine prior to 1997? Because if it was, I’m importing one to Sonoma County, California and forgetting all about how bad our roads are.

Any idea what the payload capacities are in the various build configurations?

God help me, but I find that to be an ugly-ass car.

Maybe I’m some kind of genius, or maybe I’m a fucking mutant, but I generally drink water out of a Mason jar and coffee out of a mug.

Nah. There are good laws and bad laws, but laws named after victims are almost all trash.