I grew up in Oak Cliff so I got to see all the SMU trash hanging out whenever I’d ride down Mockingbird. Some of them were okay, but most weren’t.

They kept turning around because you wouldn’t shut the fuck up in a movie theatre. It’s not the content of your self-proclaimed snarky comments that garnered your attention.

I am not looking forward to when someone asks if I have my flip-phone because of Adele or some shit.