Don’t try to put a positive spin on your dickbaggery with that “wise cynic” bullshit that sooooooooo many assholes hide behind.

kim kardashian pretended to have a crazed stalker?

God damn I love the word “buffoon.”

Yeah I imagine the Olsen Twins casually seeing this, smirking, and then lighting cigarettes as they hob nob with the French elite or whatever.

Oh my god. They need to stop for real. If I was an actor on this show in the 90s, and went on to become even remotely successful there is no way in hell I would want to be associated with this corny ass re-boot. I might hang with John Stamos & smoke with Bob Saget on occasion but that would be the extent of my…

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!