Finally you understand, you just need to wake up now. You’ve been in there for the seven months. You think you’re just living you normal life but in game you landed on a planet similiar to ours, with people procedurally generated to look like us. You started living in the game, getting a job and starting a new life…

I can’t wait to see how many creatures end up named after dicks and Hitler.

The lighting in the corridor scene is...

I am nearly certain that that .gif should not be giving me a boner, and yet, here we are.

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

A joke would be:

I think I would still rather just play a game I love, as opposed to one I "hate to love" and "love to hate".

Get the meat!

My wife has told me a couple of times watching The Fall that she would hit that, lol.

Will watch. Gillian Anderson continues to look amazing, maybe even more amazing than she did on the X-Files originally.

Don't even start. I've already got a short fuse.

The decision to play in the first place takes far less careful consideration. With four playable characters, two-player local co-op and tons of levels to explore, unlock and conquer, Burnstar is a real—I was going to say blast, but I'm going with hoot instead as to not be that guy. It's available now for $8.99 on…

That's because it's a little glimpse into the horror we will all face helplessly when we die.

"Iron Man 3's writer"

Rather than being a dickweed, you could just suggest that "trappings" might be a better choice.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

#Firstworldproblems

Since when did they turn the Captain's outfit white and gold?

Honestly, who wears house slippers when going out to fight crime?