How dare you!

Let’s gooooo!

You did it. You won the comments.

Yeah, but can you pop a wheelie?

Dear Diary,

That first video of the streamer getting goosed by his buddy was pretty funny.

This is a thing that’s been really starting to bug me. Especially since you have to pay for each season. Then they want $15 (!) for some cosmetic armour. Warframe has always been free and the cosmetics are cheap. The most expensive ones are community made and are around 5 bucks.

Please someone make this Bee Gees and Jamiroquai mashup.

The whole gaming industry is going to be women who lift and that’s awesome.

Bidet don’t want to.

I’m on board for spaceships, but I draw the line at perineum sunning. All the shit around that is shady. 

I’m on board with spaceships.

I can’t help you with OP’s dog, but here’s a picture of my Frankie wearing his long johns.

Me with a friend at the grocery store:

I’m so sorry. My wife has multiple allergies so she’s in a similar boat. Corn, cucumber, walnuts, shell fish, sunflower, etc... Has anyone ever tried to get food in a package that doesn’t list corn somewhere in the ingredients? Or sunflower oil? We play a fun game called “read the ingredients of every package in the…

Yeah, Strikes, Lost Sectors, Public Events, just racking up bounties. I’m okay with PVP high, especially if it’s IB.

Control and Untitled Goose Game confirmed. I also like Destiny when high, but I have to decide beforehand what I’m going to do and pick up the bounties. It’s pleasingly fast while high.

*long, loud exhale*

What a little weakling. Makes a big production of interacting with one woman on Twitch and leaves the one who criticized him out to soak up the slime that his fan base excretes.

LMAO You know you fucked up when Congress actually does something about it.