The sport is my favorite. The guy who throws his body into a defender every time he shoots is not.

Oh for fuck’s sake, Harden leaned forward a full foot after his release. He’s the master of it, I’ll give him that. Doesn’t mean I have to watch.

Good for him I thought. Maybe I should have flipped over.

You’re no daisy.

Hmmm. I’d dispute that. His love of drink is quite well documented. Even by that era’s standards his constitution was nothing short of extraordinary.

Vince Mancini at Film Drunk is my go to guy for all things movies.

His 4th drink usually occurred around 9am.

Hello Patrick,

That’s it. I’m buying an old theater and it’ll only show two movies ever. Face/Off & Con Air. That’s it. No others.

So you’re comparing some anecdote from Tom House to an era where the use and the knowledge of how to use steroids flourished to such an extent that virtually all the players were using them?

That asshole? Hell no.

Is this a gif of him telling his long time wife he was leaving her for Minka Kelly?

Wow. Shots fired.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in…

You know how sometimes when a movie is being praised they say “Every penny of that film’s budget made it onto the screen?”

Winston Churchill is his choice of someone to play? He’d just send all his pieces in an all out attack with no chance of success, and they’d get slaughtered.

Fuck man, if they had asked me my reaction after seeing that I would’ve whipped my dick out and cum on camera.

Here’s the thing. The same company that held this screening offered us the chance to see one of the 10 best films ever made, yet we declined.

Back in 1997 I was out in LA visiting a friend. She got us 2 tickets to screen a movie. Free! Popcorn and soda included. BEFORE the movie started while in line, some dude with a camera asked me to plug the movie. Remember, free popcorn and soda. “It was GREAT! I’m gonna see it again!” I said. The movie was so bad I…