Think of the skeeziest bar you’ve ever been to, with a staff who caters to the worst crowd imaginable, that my friends is what it’s like to go to an NFL game in 2018.

Denver/Milwaukee is a bigger lock now than when I wrote this.

 This is a huge setback for ALL of these young men.

I for one enjoy social media “experts.” I know a guy who claims to be one on twitter. Half his followers are bots, but the part I find fascinating is that most of the rest are fellow “experts.”

I once went to rob a bank, only it turned out to be a Taco Bell. I walked in and said “This is a robbery! Stuff everything you have into this bag. Do as I say and no one gets hurt!” When I arrived at my hideaway and prepared to count the thousands of dollars I stole, boy was I surprised to find it full of Chalupas…

Call it a down payment on the penalty for the next time they get caught cheating.

Don’t bring your bossy mother into every goddamn argument. Why’d you marry me if every time we argue you run home to Mommy?

You should do a story about how Philly fans once threw snowballs at Santa. I don’t think it’s ever been told before.

Beth, you need to stage a DVD intervention with your husband. I too was a DVD addict. I must’ve hauled my ever growing DVD collection to 3 different apartments. They took up space, my god they must be dusk magnets. It was impossible to keep them orderly.

Last Jedi? He just ruined The Empire Strikes Back for me. I was finally gonna get around to watching it this weekend.

This is unfortunate. It just further ruins the reputation and regard of Guys Who Like to Nut on Women’s Faces even more.

Goddammit. Maybe a spoiler alert next time?

A source said Brady’s hand “should be OK” for Sunday’s game, while another source acknowledged that it could affect him “slightly” in the game, but Brady is moving forward with the belief that he will be able to carry out his role effectively.

After being kicked in the face a hundred times while he perfected this in practice, you can understand their lack of enthusiasm.

Their first and only instinct was CYA. Finally they grudgingly replaced the CEO. So far the new CEO’s first and only instinct is CYA. If ever there was a need for Congressional intervention, this would be the case. Don’t hold your breath.

College Bar owner here, which means I play the usual stuff mixed in with new pop, which is fine by me. (Havana has replaced Bodak Yellow as THE song.) The one problem I have, and it enrages me to no end, is when someone requests a “classic rock” song, and by that they mean some 90's band like Green Day. Makes me feel…

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

PSU fans are disgusting. All of them. Either you don’t know any or you are one of them.

$25 million my ass. I’d love to see those books. How many dummy corporations run concessions? Where are revenue sharing totals hidden? How much does he dump other expenses on to the team? I’d guess you can easily double that.

Haha, I know. This was partly on keeper, they left his right exposed yet he leaned left, and partly just damned good execution.