Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!

I get such a Melo at Cuse buzz from this kid. (As opposed to the nightmare he became for the Knicks.) Not necessarily in playing style, but in the sense of here’s a freshman kid who simply is unstoppable at this level and can get his shot off no matter what you do to try and stop him. Love this guy.

That’s great. Even if you return to drinking later, taking some time off helps you retrain yourself in regards to bad habits you might have in your relationship to alcohol. At least from my perspective.

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I tried buying a car from Shady Jenkins before.

Last night up here in upstate NY we were subjected to a relatively rare occurrence, freezing rain for hours followed by a severe drop in temperature. Resulting in a thick sheet of ice. I take it you are not from the snow belt, or you’d know snow is described in many ways, powdery, wet, slushy, and yes icy. Rarely…

There are some things I don’t like, for example pro wrestling and the entire Marvel Universe. But I recognize that it’s a matter of taste, each his own I guess. Then there are things I actively dislike and feel compelled to say so. Family Guy falls in that category. I fucking hate it. Tired, tired, tired.

As opposed to your figuratively icy heart for sucking the joy out of the comment section by being an annoying pedant.

Judging by most people’s reactions, the first thing to do is to go on Twitter and say something to the affect “Holy Shit! Missiles are coming, this is crazzzzzzy!”

Rob had better not hog all of the dessert again tomorrow or it will be his ass getting fired too.

To be fair, $150K in Hawaii equals about $25K in Dayton.

Good lord, I in no way implied she did anything wrong. I was simply stating that where she had been wronged was in the fact that additional actors, very toxic ones at that, had been added to her living situation and that now she had no legal recourse to deal with it.

I tell my friends I have a girlfriend, but she lives in Hawaii. Guess I’d better come up with a missile story too.

I find rubbing a little bit of tuna fish on my balls attracts them. What did you use?

You tora page out of the history books for that one.

That’s the best humblebrag I’ve read in years.

I call drinking a fifth of vodka in the morning a “Saturday.”

I’d have to say it’s a tie between the top 784 times I’ve had sex, where each time I lasted two pumps and then ashamedly said, “Wow, I never came that fast before, you really had me turned on a LOT.”

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.