I think I speak for everyone here when I ask "Has someone tried sending him a dick pic yet? If so, how'd he respond?"

Kind of weird that there'should no "Quiet Please." I'very always thought it was the better show than "Lights Out," because it tended to do less gimmicks episodes and be more grounded. It also had a pervasive sense of nostalgic melancholy, which meshed well with horror.
So, everyone should listen to "The Thing on the…

So Roth just stole the "White lady lies about cannibals existing" end from"Make Them Die Slowly?" Why would you even bother ripping off a movie that dumb?

As always, Scott Ashlin said it better than I ever could:When Zulawski was trying to get funding for Possession, he told prospective backers that he was looking to make a movie about “a woman who fucks around with an octopus.” That by itself should have made Possession a film not to be missed, especially when you…

I was gonna write a long bit about why Possession is a waste of time, but then I realized something: I said the plot made no sense, you said I was completely wrong. So, the plot of that film must make sense to you. Any chance you could explain what you think is happening in the movie? I lost the thread around the time…

Dude, Possession is terrible. The plot makes no sense, the performances make all the characters look like they have horrible degenerative neurological disorders, and for a movie that was clearly sold on octopus fucking, it's weirdly coy about the goddamned octopus fucking.

The only thing I remember learning from Seasame Street is something wrong: When I was young, the theme song had a lyric along the lines of "Everything's gonna be a-ok," and since they spell so much in their songs, I spent about 3 months convinced that ok was spelled "aok."

It is really, really weird that Furutama managed to turn the hell at the end of "A Kind of Stopwatch" into a cockeyed paradise just by adding another person to it.

Amen to that. Frontier isn't even the best burrito that that chain makes. I'll take a carne asada breakfast burrito from Golden Pride over any of the shit at Frontier any day. As for the best in Albuquerque… I'll throw in for Los Cuates, although it really depends what you want.

This is probably just me, but I kind of don't want it to come back. This is partially because I think that, without Troy, the show is kind of dead (Troy's childlike wonder at everything was a necessary part of the show, since he was about the only character who reliably saw what was going on and liked it). However,…

I was going to post an incredibly angry comment about how Godzilla doesn't eat villagers, he eats radiation, and the A.V. Club writers were morons for not knowing that… but then I started to type it and had an enormous and depressing "What the fuck am I doing with my life?" moment.

No Lemuria? You disappoint me, AV club.

But did it ever answer the most pressing question: what happens to him during daylight savings time?

<warning: extreme="" pedantry="" and="" film="" nerdery="" follows=""> If you accept that zombie means"reanimated corpse that isn't a Frankenstein's monster," this isn't the first zombie movie. That honor falls (I think) to the 1919 French film "J'accuse," which climaxes with the French war dead from WW1 rising from…