I'll try, but it doesn't go that far.

The problem is that Apple could be argued to be in serious violation of antitrust laws. Remember how Microsoft got judgments against it for improperly tying the Internet Explorer browser into the Microsoft Windows operating system?

Not me, I think its cool as hell because fuck Apple for their overly draconian app store policies that have kept far too many interesting titles off their store.  Epic is not in the wrong here at all, I look forward to seeing Apple get their asses handed to them.

I suspect this is more of his attempts to look ‘tough’ on China. The problem being, the moron doesn’t understand that China outright owns roughly half the US economy. You can’t be ‘tough’ on someone who owns half your body. The only thing you accomplish is punishing yourself.

I’m a big fan of my Peel case. Definitely minimal protection, but makes me feel better than rocking my phone naked.

I’m a big fan of my Peel case. Definitely minimal protection, but makes me feel better than rocking my phone naked.

Sounds like a message conveyed from His orange, illegal, incompetent, ain’t worth horseshit, stealing, racist, murdering tRump daddy. 

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

This thing restaurants do where they convince people to cook their own food and pay handsomely for it is pretty clever.

Yes! I see that by how high they place among the states in education, wages, health....

Because it tastes good

I know the whole commission thing, but this company sells just the soap dispenser if you already have mason jars lying around.

I know the whole commission thing, but this company sells just the soap dispenser if you already have mason jars…

TLDR usually comes before a short breakdown of the text wall, for the ADD kids.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

I remember reading about ekranoplans years ago, and one of the issues that was raised was that they are only suitable for use on very calm seas which is why the Caspian was an excellent use case for them, but they won’t work as actual ocean traffic (haven’t got sufficient range) and any bad weather effectively grounds…

Still a banger, 24 years later

If anyone deserves to be deported it’s him, not 250 people trying to go to college.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

Disney owns Jim Henson Muppets so Star Wars Babies is next I guess?

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”