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I’m not very old, but even I can remember when home loans were routinely 10-12%. That’s usurious by today’s standards of 2.5-5%, and the interest is exponentially greater on a house than a car. Usurious car loans have always been around, it’s the TIME factor that’s changed recently. 20 years ago, you couldn’t get a

please let today be the day we hit 100% crack

solid gold. real world drunk driving olympics

Sell that shit for her and buy her a nice golf cart instead

2000's maserati is instant crack

It’s all in the video- most of the interior and dash parts are VW Rabbit and Audi Fox pieces

Why would I want an entire electric car when I could just have a $85,000 1979 Gillette Hairdryer

Pacer and a Grumman LLV mail truck baby

Mecum, Barrett Jackson, etc are all fake anyway. They just bid for the rights to discuss price with the owner. Made for tv.

I give ya tree fiddy for it.

More like 5 if you’re really into OG Japanese imports. Meh car, not gonna get more interesting with age either. It was a point and steer econobox then, and it’s a dangerously underpowered one now. 

Dog shti when new, now exists in a state of dusty shit.

Still shit.
always shit.

“that” dealer is a scammer? What dealer isn’t?

More like a $1,050 car. move that decimal point! 

To be un-greyed you have to have some staff member comment on your comment. Which they never see, because they only see people who are un-greyed.

Months? try years, buddy. At this point, I think they don’t un-gray you

collective action is tough. especially when not everyone is on the same page financially, or with needs. I don’t get how new cars are selling at such high levels when everyone was crying about not having a job last year. 

I despise dealerships in general- I think their continued existence is a monument to futility, inefficiency, and stagnation of the auto market, but this is next level. A guy offers money OVER sticker price, and they turn their nose up at him? You’re not an italian manufacturer with an animal on the logo, fuck off with

>But the dealership wanted $10,000 above the original sticker. “They said, ‘I’ll get the $55,000 from someone else,’” Mr. Baird said.”

ain’t no fuckin KIA worth $55 large. The guy goes and gets a better car for LESS money down the street at Toyota. How Kia’s dealership association isn’t shutting the doors on morons

dude, this is the funniest thing i’ve read on jalopnik in a long time. probably since meh car monday was a thing. Keep it up.

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