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the V wagon is pretty cool, admittedly, but if you’re going for the triple crown, you need a RS6 

ah yes, dumping a jag for a chevy... at least that’s trending in the right direction?

Read title. Laugh.
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Laugh again.

Absofuckinglutely not at $15, $12.5, or even 7. 5k tops as a good car to teach your teenager how to drive manual 

See article. Click.
Scroll to the bottom. Click “Crack Pipe”
Laugh.
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New Mexico has some great plates, especially the chili peppers. 2nd place is California with the white/red script and their black with gold lettering

just dropped in to say that all jeeps are heaps and particularly one that’s been exposed to the elements 24 hours a day. Scrap pile. All of them.

rust in piss, wannabe abarth

Hell no. I’ve got two eyes I just had LASIK on, they work much better.

I will buy this and sell it to David Tracy for $3500, ez money

Me:

my goopy goblin brain wants it too. James Bond car.

also bimmer awd... mega crack

if you rearrange SEMA you get EASM, which is hungarian for crack

What the fuck, Jalopnik? People are voting nice price on literal trash

I prefer:

I prefer to call it “abomination”, but do you.