I would be so fucking mad if my car with 44k miles on it blew up through no fault of my own. I think this car is probably fine now, but I would have been inconsolable. Almost as inconsolable as I am that a full 1/4 of Jalopnik readers voted NP on yesterday’s $20,000 trailer park Jock-maro

Yep, that’s a good color for those cars, and rather uncommon too. Mostly I see rusty silver, or patina red. This car should be bought by a production company who’s going to shoot some 80s/early 90s movies. 

I didn’t read, scrolled down and clicked crack just for you Carl

didn’t read, just crack

So what you mean is Crack Pipe

Other issues include: car is from Minnesota and is saltier than you are

Motivated seller because you don’t want to foot the incoming expensive repair bills? 

It’s a commonly known fact that Bimmers tend to break down and show their ugly “cheap German car is most expensive car”-ness at about 150k miles. I would say 90% of the ones I see on craigslist are 7-10 years old and right at that mileage- 130k-160k. They’re selling them there for a reason. Expensive repairs ahoy!…

$2500, no more. 

It’s crack not because it’s an old, 90s Chevrolet, but because nobody wants this unless they’re >70 years old. 

The answer is “nice pipe”

You’re not alone brotherman. There are certain ones that don’t look good, but most of them are just fine.

I’d buy that gas gauge for a dollar!

I went through the exact same rollercoaster this morning. 300k on a Toyota? fine. $7200? holy crack!

looked up comps on CL and Autotrader... this is a pretty low price and others have just as many miles... big yikes

Toyota Sequoia. problem solved.

SHO, bro. I’ll take it 

Aint no Honda Civic with 100k on the clock worth ten grand... let alone fourteen thousand

Thanks for killing the joke, Captain Whoosh

Not as many as will be injured by this guy pulling out of said starbutts parking lot... into a crowd.

Who could forget