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I poop through my fingers. Specifically my thumbs. 

Flex on these hoes in another car. Preferably one that doesn’t cost 13 large. Crack

fuck rush

I’m about 25-35 each way, so I get in a few jams before it’s dark again. 

I was going for Ron Howard and the Bluth Family Disaster Boys

I don’t know about them, but it’s a very liberating moment for me M->F to plug up my phone to the radio and jam out. I don’t want headphones on anymore, because I wear them ~1/2 the day anyway to drown out my coworkers lol

more often than not, it’s earbuds... which is even more questionable than over-ear phones. I have a set of Sony WHM1000xm3 noise cancelling... which are fantastic on road trips because you can’t hear anything that’s not being piped in electronically. I just don’t sit in the driver’s seat with them. 

It’s already sold, so the price was nice for somebody, but I would probably rather drink antifreeze again than buy a fucking 300k mile Chrysler. Cracked as bad as the radiator they already replaced

Narrator: “they weren’t.”

What I don’t get is why people with brand new cars, no matter the brand, listen to their shitty airpods and headphones while they’re in the car, driving, by themselves. Like, really? You just bought a $50k car, and you think your tinny, single 10mm driver $100 headphones are gonna sound better than a car with actual

Nonsense in a good way or a bad way? 

that one is illegal. Distracted driving. Depending on your state, holding your phone in your hand may be, too. Here in GA, we have to have “handsfree devices”. I never knew anyone to use one before the law was enacted, but I find that I actually like it, and it also frees up a cupholder

Crack Pipe. Ugly car, hard to source parts for, and expensive when you manage. Drool over a better car that doesn’t break the bank

I tempest’d craigslist on the eastern US and found several other examples, some cheaper, some more expensive. For this combination of miles and (hopefully) working condition, it should be NP, pending a test and more detail.

Voting “Not enough info”

I feel like NP/CP should be by owner only. Otherwise, I could dig up a bunch of weird and cool stuff from Autotrader and the like. No more of this Buy Here Pay Here stuff, Rob- ya hear me?

It’s crack because it’s an old bimmer from the malaise era with a bunch of questionable mods. Occam’s Razor

Don’t trust anything this guy says- his takes are hotter than the rubber left flaming on the road in the movie. 

Crack to the Future. 

Crack to the Future with this one.