Or, just don’t overpay for a piece of shit.

Here’s to hoping you resolve to making better takes on Jalopnik in 2020. I’ll not hold my breath. 

It’s Frankenstein’s Volvo. Pass the champagne pipe. 

As Cracked as the paint

Flood car? Flush it like the turd that it is! 

The irony here is that this guy probably spent nearly as much trying to recreate a 911 out of a boxter... when he could have just bought a 911 and not had to mess with it. Interesting ride, crack price

Definitely a sign of growing older. How does the proverb go? “An old boomer and his money are soon parted”? They left off the part about “for a new corvette”, but you get the gist. 

That’s part of growing up, right? Acting older than you are? Also, it’s *you’re

I am a Lexus man 100%, but it’s just too much for a 20 year old one with 200k. It’s a good vehicle- but not at this price. Nice Pipe? Crack Price? 

Hey, look, it’s a rational take today! you must have taken your meds, boomer

Well, this is the ultimate test, isn’t it? What’s stronger- Jalopnik’s affinity for old corvettes, or their affinity for manny tranny?

Judged by today’s vote- it’s anything with the crossed flags emblazoned on the front. 

“I got 5 on it”
Not worth 7, being autotragic from a bad era of GM garbo, but still a well-kept ride. Nice Pipe. 

“I got 5 on it”
Not worth 7, being autotragic from a bad era of GM garbo, but still a well-kept ride. Nice Pipe. 

Anime profile picture... bad takes... it checks out. Intervention needed

It belongs in a museum of boring cars alongside things like a 1991 Geo Metro and a Kia Rio from 2005. And that Taurus from last week 

Even 150k miles in NYC, among the saltiest places on earth? 

It’s also as Salty as they come. 10 years of it, in fact.

New York car = one salty boi.
Rust Pipe on this one.

Also miles. Also Audi. That’s three strikes, yerrout

fuck anyone who calls a car with four doors a “coupe”. With something hard, sharp, and sandpapery, all at the same time. 

This is not a fucking coupe. This is a FOUR DOOR CAR
FOUR
COUNT THEM. I refuse to purchase vehicles from companies who do this bullshit

Yeah, a NP to the people who don’t actually look at the ad. Busted ass 20 year old car. BUT ZOMG I HAVE SPACE IN MY YARD