This article is substandard, shoddy and amateurish. You should feel inadequate, inferior and second-rate for writing it....see, I can look up synonyms for words too.

A well-written political analysis for those who visit gossip websites to stay informed.

What a laughable attempt at journalism. I can't even believe I bothered to read the entire article. Vulgarity is not a substitute for wit.

Maybe South Park fucked Burenko’s mom...

Would you like to present some evidence that Rand Paul fans are misanthropes? Or that South Park devotees are a monolithic political bloc that overlaps in any statistically meaningful way with Rand Paul’s supporter base?

Counterpoint: South Park does not suck, you do Burneko

HES NOT ATTACKING SOUTH PARK JESUS CHRIST

Mr. Burneko, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

With all due respect, you’re a dumb shithead albert. The system we’ve got now definitely doesn’t work for the rich and powerful, does it?

This is the worst article ever written about politics.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Why do you even bother doing this?

What did I just read? You can use all the big words you want in your writing, that doesn’t make it logical or sensible.