My outrage ain’t fake. In point of fact, I’m not even outraged. Just surprised and disappointed that stuff like this is still celebrated and displayed outdoors. I’m expressing an expectation and desire to see it removed, but I’m not planning on frothing at the mouth about it, or pretending to be flabbergasted like…

So when’s the Miley Cyrus statue in Brooklyn goin up?

Devers delights denizens, dutifully delivers dingers, defense and depth...

I’ll still opt for the “roided up too much, his body broke down because of it.” option, only now adding “causing him to develop a massive addiction to PK’s.”

Yup, mixing benzos with pain killers is so fucking dangerous.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Just the Xanax and Vicodin can kill in modest quantities when mixed together

Dilaudid is no joke either. It’s the first non-injected drug they give people recovering from joint replacements.

Judging by his drug cocktail, I take “unexpected reaction” to mean “not dead”.

Ozark is slow-moving. You keep waiting for it to get good, but it doesn’t. A lot of wooden performances, and mediocre writing. Julia Garner as Ruth does outstanding work, though. .

You’re a monster.

Operators of motor vehicles also have a responsibility to know how to control them.

She should sue herself for being a fucktard.

So Russian nukes situated 90 miles off the coast of the Continental US wasn’t as bad? Gonna call bullshit on that one...

Crapping me softly in these pants, crapping me softly...in theeeessse paaaaantssss

Easier to clean up than shitting softly I suppose.

I would have literally shit myself so fucking hard.