Take out the bullshit snake oil and the routine here is that he works out, drinks a lot of water, gets massages, eats well, and gets a lot of sleep.

If you think this is bad, Barry, you should get a load of what his tight end was doing.

Justin is certainly a much better person. He would be a better boyfriend, too.

Meating*

Eh, I still visit Ebron’s World sometimes to watch that grape stomping video.

And your ability to fight Morgan Freeman. I was playing as a black female and couldn’t get the fight to trigger until I changed my ethnicity.

As a Pats fan, I think it’s a great idea to sign Kaep.

This is the only scenario I would like if Brady got hurt. Goddamn would that be tremendous.

Oh wow, a “Bostonians are all racists” joke. Very original and totally accurate. Keep up the good work.

Totally with you. I’d rather have Kaep than Hoyer.

Hell, I certainly would. Bringing in a guy who’s had a ton of success in the league and led his team to a SB appearance? For a team that’s kind of gone all in this year? Sign me up.

New Bedford and Fall River are considered South Coast. You could consider Taunton, as all three are part of Bristol County. I don’t know what you call Brockton. All do have diverse populations.

Yep, and roughly a butt-ton more than Garoppolo is worth.

From your mouth to God’s ears.

Might be the best season Hoyer’s ever had if Brady gets hurt. New England has an uncanny ability to make guys look like hall of famers and then become totally mediocre anywhere else.

It is a brilliant trade for the Pats.

Just like Drew Bledsoe did

and Hoyer will win a playoff game when Brady gets hurt in the first quarter.

reddit is so great.

I get that tattoos are not for everyone and personal taste and all that, but equating tattoos to self-harm is pretty shitty.