*his only fans

Maybe it was just a food baby

oh man...well done. very dark, but well done.

lmao!

“a team that drifted into the playoffs like a trash barge”

Extremely skeptical that this was anything other than a suicide. That being said the timing is certainly odd enough that I can understand why his attorney (does it shock anyone that Baez feels this way?) and someone who cared enough about him to stick by his side through all this would be unable to accept that he…

Good dog! That’s a good boy!

“Congrats, you survived the Boston marathon.” - nurses at 27 Boston area hospitals April 15, 2013, 3:39 p.m

Heat check is when I pass a little gas that is too hot of the press and need to make sure some solid toxins didn’t sneak out as well.

+1 sack

He’s got bucks like Milwaukee because like Sam he can sell real estate that he purchased with the help of a little $1,000,000 loan

Tan is truly awful but I think generic silver is pretty bad, too. What is the worst after-market addition people put on their cars?

yea well the basement has a bulkhead so its pretty much like my own door to the outside

good point

I wouldn’t jump on her too much for sayin’ what she said. Yeah it’s an oddball comment and obviously doesn’t show much tact but the lady is probably wondering how in the fuck this all happened and is in a bit of shock.

Pretty much. I’m basically Terry Schiavo’s parent’s wet dream

First Prince, then Farah Fawcett, and now this! I thought 2017 was supposed to be better!

fair amount of masturbating in my parents basement. On weekends I go to game stop. How about you Hill?

Followed both trials pretty closely...it was really odd seeing him cry when the verdicts were read.

My version of the MOAB is when you sit on the toilet expecting a #2 but just blast a loud echoing air cannon of a fart into the water below. We could drop these on ISIS, too.