Wireless headset. You can walk and talk. Burns calories!

It’s a tie. First place goes to a 1981 Chrysler LeBaron which left me stranded on I-80 in the middle of NJ when a bearing seal blew out on its malaise-tastic Slant 6. That thing went through water pumps like a Gawker site goes through commenting systems. It was white with a red vinyl interior and it looked like a cop…